The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #34562   Message #470866
Posted By: lady penelope
26-May-01 - 07:18 AM
Thread Name: BS: Discarded first drafts
Subject: RE: BS: Discarded first drafts
Mousetheif, "Zip up your Do Dah!" heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh!!!!!

the Wurzels did " Oi got a brand new combined 'arvester, an' oi'll gives thee the key"

Wee Willie winky runs thru the town Up stairs, down stairs In his night gown Chucking bricks thru windows Supergluing locks Come Monday morning He'll be in the Dock!

Jack Sprat could eat no fat His wife could eat no lean For he was annorexic And she was bolemeaen

Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was white a snow And to all the local gentry It was 50 quid a go!

Daisy,Dasiy Give me your answer do I'm half crazy All for the love of you It won't be a stylish marriage I can't afford the carriage But you'll look sweet Upon the street When you're turning a trick or two!

TTFN M'lady P.