Potty's on track
Put it out back
Take a turn around the campground, heave up men
Sneak it off the truck, now boys be handy
The Chuck's have stolen the crapper once again.

Oh, Sandy said that he was soundly snoozin' (snoozin')
But Jack Hardy was a desperate little man (man, man)
The facilities were to far when he'd been boozin' (boozin')
And to swipe the plastic can he had a plan (plan, plan)