"4. There's no such thing as an Ontario Separatist"

You don't think so? I know too many stupid anglo white people who would love to see Quebec seperate because they didn't get good marks in french class. Oh, you meant ONTARIO seperate? HA HA HA!

Oh, and if you wanted to be accurate, "Toronto" would have been a list all to itself. (Well, in a way it was, but there should have been a list for "Ontario", too.)

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TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
1. You don't live in Toronto
2. Lots of tourists come, trying to get away from Toronto
3. Lakes that you can swim in without dissolving
4. You decide the outcome of federal elections
5. Swamps are good habitat for songbirds
6. Towns are good habitat for Wal-marts
7. An equal number of churches and bars in every town
8. Police are more concerned about their doughnuts than about crime
9. 4-season cottages
10. You can get insect repellent in gallon jugs

And one real good reason to live in ontario: Apple trees!