Morty, dear, you came to the right place- I agree that Sins has done it again as far as getting to the heart of the problem. You know I too 15-yr old son with his own set of baggage, and you know where to find me for more.
Typical evening conversation in my house:
Me: What do you want for dinner, Dylan?
Dylan: Pizza!!Me (sighing): What else would be acceptable?
Dylan: More pizza!!!