Here's a little pastime for people with a computer and too much time on their hands. Get a list of famous people or people you know. Run it through your spell-checker. When the spell-checker finds a word that's not in its dictionary -- which will happen for most proper names -- accept one of the alternative spellings the program suggests. Occasionally, if you're lucky, the results will be amusing.

I happened to have a list of elderly (or recently dead) entertainers. Here's what I got:

Ernest Borgnine became Ernest Boringness
Perry Como became Perky Comma
Zsa Zsa Gabor became USA USA Gabber
Charlton Heston became Charlatan Festoon
Don Rickles became Don Reckless