Tom Chapin has recorded a set of children-friendly lyrics to it, under the title "Picnic of the World."

The New Christy Minstrels recorded a set of lyrics to it, which poked fun at various dances of the 1960s. Here's what I remember of it:

Hey, can you do the Can Can
If you do the Can Can
Will you show me how
I'm sick and tired of the Frug ...

When I do the Twist a lot
I never do get kissed a lot
Twist a lot
Not kissed a lot
No wonder that I've missed a lot

And when I do the Shake a bit
I always seem to ache a bit
Shake a bit
I ache a bit
I think that I mistake a bit