that a very 'delicate' joke, Art..it needs 'finesse'...after 10 minutes of drawing out the lead-in...with various sound effects, the punch line needs to be the way I heard it 22 years ago..." Mister, time don't mean SHIT to a pig!"

.....now isn't that more elegant? I have heard it without the careful use of the expletive for years...and it just don't have the same ring...