I copy this story from BBC online without comment, knowing it will appeal to some of you (YOU KNOW WHO!).
Police inquiry over breaking wind claim

Eight detectives are to be questioned after complaints that one of them broke wind in front of a family during a raid. The Metropolitan Police said the complainant described the incident as rude and unprofessional.

The male officers, who were carrying out a drugs search at an Essex home, will be interviewed by Scotland Yard's internal disciplinary body.

The officers will also be questioned in relation to a complaint of assault.

RtS ("Drop the gun, sonny, or the sargeant here will turn round and let one rip!")