This thread stinks! *BG*
However I know I would have been sued too even if I WASN'T the one who let loose. I would have been sued for laughing my ass off!!!!
"....Well Sergeant, we can let it go that you damaged the door upon breaking into the residence, we can look the other way dealing with the fact that the door fell on one of the residents. We can even forget about the stiches to the owner's head, but when Jonsie here cut the cheese, did you have to fall down on the floor laughing?!?!? And did you have to wipe your tears on the good curtains?!?!?! huh?!?!?!
Frank