Song challenge?
Here come the lyrics, someone else has to come up with a tune!

A policeman, while being on a raid
Did something that was not very kind.
'Twas something for which he isn't paid,
He let go of a stinky sort of wind!

It was not one fart, it was a pair.
Now he is off duty, that's a fact,
But this can be considered fair
For he did break the Geneva act

His victims are still slightly dazed,
Of nothing else they are able to think
By bad dreams they'll forever be chased
Of the day when they were attacked by stink

MudGuard (should I rename myself to MudFart?)