If I had a hammer, I could solve every problem in the world, if it were a loose nail.

Sounds like you're all gearing up for some fun! However, I think I'll spend a nice quiet week-end at home, reaquainting myself with my wife who has been held hostage by the Maine legislature for the past six months. I expect a very detailed report by 8 AM, Monday morning!

Don't forget to look inside your sleeping bag BEFORE you leave for the festival, to determine what odd things you stored in there last time and forgot to remove after returning home.