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Thread #35412   Message #483110
Posted By: Murray MacLeod
14-Jun-01 - 03:51 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: Blowing in the Wind (parody)
Subject: Parody: Blowing in the Wind
A friend sent me these lyrics. I am not sure who wrote them (maybe Christine Lavin?) but this was recorded by the Chenille Sisters. I think it is funny, although I don't ever see myself singing it ............................


Blowing in the Wind
How many roads must a man drive down
Before he admits he is lost?
Why when a man becomes married is he
Unable to find his own socks?
How many times will it take 'til he knows
He's seen the Three Stooges enough?
The answer, my friend, I cannot comprehend,
The answer I cannot comprehend.

How many shows can a man surf through
Before the remote burns out?
Why does he think that an intimate gift
Is a Dustbuster Plus for the house?
How many sounds can a man's body make
Before he sleeps on the couch?
The answer, my friend, is take two aspirin,
The answer is take two aspirin.

Why when we go for a romantic drive
Do we wind up at Builder's Square again?
How many nights will he leave the seat up
So I land on cold porcelain?
How men really feel is a mystery to me
And prob'ly a mystery to them.
The answer, girlfriend, is driving me to gin,
The answer is driving me to gin.