It's not just herbivores who fart. My cat is a particularly windy little bugger (and particularly noisome - some of the nastiest farts I've ever known; and this from a man who's actually driven himself coughing and retching from a phone-box before. Don't believe that old Swedish proverb about every man always loving the smell of his own farts.)
Bloody hell, this is a strange place. Where else do farts and fundementalism take up so much space?
Time to resurrect that wonderful word apopathuramai again