Hell Mary, you can be on my front door. I have a few doors open for icons as I only worship either at the "Shrine of the Immaculate Emmylou" or the "Church of No Redeeming Social Value." All we need is a name for your church and you're on your way to pin-up land!

I haven't had any dash statuary either, but since acquiring Cleigh's nemesis, "The Little Pissant," I've seriously thought of putting him on the dashboard of my Astro.

Spaw