ObFolk:
There once was a Scottish musician
Who preferred 69 to coition.
Said he, with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
"It's all part of our oral tradition."

A lady lubricious and lewd
Once stood in a queue in the nude,
And a man down in front
Hollered out, "I smell ****."
Just like that! Right out loud! ******* rude!

There was once a young lady named Sue
Who preferred a stiff drink to a screw.
But one leads to the other,
And now she's a mother.
Let that be a lesson to you!

Now everyone wants a butch guy.
That's a fact that we cannot deny.
But between _butch_ and _bitch_
Is such a small switch --
Just the difference between u and i!

And, obFolk once again:

There was once a young person of Tring,
Who, whenever they asked her to sing,
Replied, "Isn't it odd?
I can never tell `God
Save the Weasel' from `Pop Goes the King'."