Yea, Amos!!! Totally brill, as my soul sister would say. I knew I could count on you, darlin'! Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for:

When the manager got there that morning,
With the blue flashing lights at his back,
The officers guarding the squadcar,
And the shop window laid to wrack,
Down the corridors softly they sought him,
Their guns at the ready and warm
'Til they found young Perly sleeping,
Curled up, and softly sleeping,
They found young Perly sleeping
With Bear underneath his arm.

Here's a Silver B.L.O.B. to Cereal Killer for (the very deep):

You may think it's cute
Corporation gives him loot
T V ads they'll shoot
The lesson here is moot

And a S.B.L.O.B. to Dharmabum for this one (I Love It!):

His Ma & Pa caught up with him
and tanned his little hide,
For stealin his big sisters car
and his early morn joyride,
He still gets his Cheerios
and he shares 'em with his pup,
But for the next couple a' weeks
he'll be eatin standin up.
Cheeri yi ya
Cheeri Yi Yo
Road Warrior Perley King.

(And Dharmabum, you can keep your spittoon, there's plenty in my closet, don't ya know!)

Ya'll have done me proud!! Can't wait to see what you come up with next. The 'Chips' will fly on the morrow, so check back to see what ya got. I'm off to tickle my mandolin for a while . . . ;-)

-- Áine