Cleigh - The Orillia Oracle is not online for some reason...I guess oracles have to maintain a certain classical contempt for technology to keep up appearances, but I have arranged for a local computer store to setup a computer station in front of it, so it can witness your reply in full color, Should be interesting to see the reaction...

The Oracle is known as "Dear Crabby" in these parts, by the way, and has a devoted if somewhat alienated clientele. Some people think it's the spirit of Steven Leacock enshrined in stone.

- LH