Ted Nugent? Yeah. I had this computer game called "Deer Hunter Avenger" in which an angry deer (called "Bambo"... Ha Ha) acquires some high powered rifles and gear and goes out shooting the deer hunters. You play the deer, and he is a tough customer.

The hunters (like the deer) are cartoon characters, and they vary from inbred rednecks to spoiled rich guys to gun-crazy survivalists. You can lure them within range by a number of stratagems. One is to blow a hunter-lure. It has several different settings. On one a seductive female voice coos "I'm naked...and I have a pizza...". Another yells "Beer! Getch'yr' free beer!" Another one oafishly shouts "Hey! Ted Nugent's here! Come on over and meet the Nuge!"

When the gun-toting yokel comes into view you blast him. Great fun. One of them moans regretfully, "Now I'll never get to see Wrestlemania!" as he keels over...

- LH