Oh pishaw, you crabby ole varmint! You just never mind all these vegemite, oats & soy milk eejits, now. What you need is a good Texas truckstop breakfast -- Four eggs fried over easy topped with a big helpin' of Two Alarm Chili and a generous sprinkling of tabasco sauce, two pieces of Texas toast grilled in butter and a bowl of hot gravy to dip 'em in, a big ole piece of fried ham, three pieces of crisp bacon sittin' on top of a mound of hashbrowns, and a great big bowl of hot grits with a big pat of butter sitting on top and oozing down the sides. And don't forget your 12 oz. cup of chicory coffee with sugar and real cream to wash it down. Oh, and if you want some ice water, that's a $1.00 extra...

Now there's a meal that'll fix ya up and get that hinder of yours in gear! So give those nurses (well, the female ones anyway) one last glorious glimpse of your glutious maximus and then hawl it back to the 'Cat!! You've been gone too long and we need that saggy dimpled shiney smart ass of yours back right now!

Love, hugs, snogs & noogies to you, Karen and the boys (even Cleigh!), Áine