Maybe we could find the pizza delivery place closest to the hospital, and...nah.

Spaw's probably not complaining about the pain, because it could have been worse with a full chest-splitting Spaw-taco sort of procedure. Innards heal more quickly than outards - blood supply's better.

Take no dred to lie in bed
Better there than elsewhere dead
The guy before you slept there
And the guy before him too

Heal and go
And stomach rumbelo
He was up
Long before the dawn-o
To welcome in the nurse,
She wants to stick his arm-o
For Spaw he is a-mending,
It's almost time to leave-o

Tris and Mike and Karen
Have gone to Burger King-o
But Spaw he feasts on cardboard
And dreams about a hot wing-o

What happened to the last guy
Who complained the food was hell-o
It's now he eats the feathered goose
But Spaw's still stuck with Jell-o

At least that's what they tell us
They gripe and then they go-o
But liver's on the menu
And there's no more Uncle Joe-o