Now what I want to know is if he pinched any cute bums while he was 'away' . . . and is that the real reason they had to use that funky little microwaveable shampoo cap on his head??? Did he take one too many smacks on the noggin with a bedpan from the nurses??? Did he pinch Nurse Frank instead of Nurse Francis????

Enquiring minds want to know, 'Spaw . . . ;0)

Love ya babe, Áine