Fantastic news, my most dearest saggy assed reprobate -- Now, the first thing you need to do (pardon the pun), is to take a nice long crap on a 'civilian' comode. Aaaahhhh, there's nothing like it in the world, is there? No bells or whistles, no red lights waiting to go off, no strings to pull in case you get stuck -- just you, your favourite Dick Francis novel, an industrial size can of Lysol, and Charmin TP at your elbow . . . and now that you've had your hour of contemplation --

Get off that puckered arse of yours and let us know that you're still in the land of the 'Cat!!

Here's hoping that you have many long hours of porcelain happiness to come -- ya buggah, Áine (your favourite red-headed Texan) ;-)