I think his first priority will be Real Food, but what do I know.

Bill D, I don't think Spaw "poots." It sounds all delicate. And definitely no LAVENDER poots!!!

Anybody ever pull that string to see what would happen?
Does the entire hospital staff run madly to the door pushing a crash crap cart full of emergency equipment like toilet paper and a mop?
Do they announce "CODE BROWN, ROOM 357B CRAPPER" over the public address system?
I'd really like to know. I never heard of anyone pulling that string.