I couldn't resist taking this opportunity to comment on consumerism.

Gullibility blues

Well the French can sell us water, Four dollars for a drink
The French will sell us water, with a slightly benzine stink
And we pay that four dollars, though we can get it from the sink

Forty dollars for a tee shirt, Thirty dollars for the name
They really see us coming, yeah they know which way we came.
A "Tommy" or a "Kmart" well they're really just the same.

I got a new source of income, in the litterbox I'll scoop
I got a new source of income, in the litterbox I'll scoop
If the'll pay three hundred dollars, for a pound of civet poop