The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #35951   Message #494042
Posted By: JenEllen
28-Jun-01 - 12:26 PM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! - Part 57
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 57
Cat Scat (Mr. Paganini)

Oh Mister Coffee Kitty
Please pick my coffee bean
And if you cannot pick it
Won't you spit it?
And if you cannot spit it
You simply have to..be bop ee doo wop

Heard of your repetoire
At the coffee bar
Greeted it with round applause
What an expectaion
Your defecation
Is bringing them through the drawers, and I don't mean the doors

Mister Coffee Kitty
We breathlessly await
Your masterful colon
Now don't you quit it
And since you can't quit it
You simply have to sh*t it