Pseudolus/Frank - ROFLMAO!

'Spaw, I knew you'd be back sooner rather than later. Biggest air-kisses (to save you from the bear-hugs) from over here, i.e. from afar, i.e. you can't get much more "afar" than over here & downunder - so once again the Aussies have scooped the pool on the perfect place to be. Just have to worry about global winds, that's all.

And doesn't the ceremony consist of 'Spaw filling up innumerable hot-air balloons to release into the atmosphere, to sell as religious relics, to send to cult-followers around the world (for a price), and to use as whoopee cushions with a special extra benefit: the genuine smell to match the noise??

Helen