Well Helen, I thought of that but the damn things keep exploding and all so, uh.............

If you didn't know, you can hear the valve outside, but luckily due to some strange manner of acoustics, I CAN'T !!! Now Karen and Connie say it's music to their ears, but I think I may have a future as the Crocodile in Peter Pan. But I gotta' tell ya'........I'm getting real fearful of the idea of showing up at the airport metal detectors. See, the staples from the bypass mean that I set the damn things off and although I tell them what the problem is, I still have to open my shirt and let them wave the wand gizmo over my chest. NOW>>>>........I can just see it........I open my shirt and the guy HEARS this ticking......

HE'S A CRAZED TERRORIST!!!! HE SWALLOWED A BOMB!!!!

.........weapons are drawn and the bomb squad shows up and stuff me in one of those containers causing me to fart which then explodes and blows my ass to Kingdom Come....................just not a pretty picture is it? Graphic though...............

Spaw