Friends, I am indeed honored and I express to you my honest and sincere admiration for the quality of songs on this thread. Only a man obsessed with blowing up a possum's ass can be granted such an honor!

I have often tried this type of thing myself, a kind of "Asshole Alchemy" if you will but have had no success, although I have passed some pepper skins, corn, and tomato seeds. There doesn't seem to be a market however..............

Spaw