I find the Thesaurus to be a cumbersome beast. But I do find the subject to be "food" for thought. I just remember a funny word for poop, find a funny rhyme for it and build up to it! Thanks Aine, this is the funniest concept I have come accross in a long time. Lets face it, Cats are funny, yuppie pretention is funny, and bodily functions are funny. Yuppies drinking cat crap! Now that is funny!!! It is even funnier than "Jelqing" (I'm not going to say what it is, if you're curious look it up!) and I didn't think that was possible.

Don I would like to return the compliment. Aine out to give you the "Ben Johnson" award for getting your song off to the fastest start. You had me rolling on the floor at "Gag reflex". Obviously your writing must be chemically enhanced!