Man walks into a bar? OUCH!

Mistress PushmiPullu lays her towel on the bar and unties her apron, shift is over! "Okay, the last drink I pour tonight is for the psultry psaltrykat, gorgeous wilted thing that you be. Maybe you'd like to join Sorcha in the psnow-psong psection of the tavern right up close to the A/C?"

~Pushmi