Should we now be offering suggestions for Spaw's cover story on the nipple that's heading south? - New style organic fully portable compass? Well his head's north, his descended nipple is south, the other could perhaps be east (pointing horizontally one presumes, but not having actually met the guy...), and of course the protrusion on the rear could indicate west, being from where round here the prevailing wind comes!

Daft, I know, but it just suddenly came to mind.

Andrea