Albert sat quietly in the semi darkness of his cell. For several weeks, under the guise of learning to play Bernie Leadon's Journey of the Sorceror, he had in reality been listening to episodes of the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. His deranged mind had absorbed some interesting concepts, and he was trying to manufacture his own version of the Infinity Drive from the starship Heart of Gold - mind you, it was difficult with only bottle tops from Bud Lite to use as raw materials. He was certain that just down the corridor he could hear an infinite number of monkeys typing.
He knew that all he had to do was wait until they had finished the works of Shakespeare, and then they would write his exit from this cell, although he would miss the quilted walls and the multi coloured crayons which they gave him for writing on the walls.
He was using the orange crayon for working on a special case of Einstein's Relativity. He was writing a bluegrass tune to incorporate Bohr's work with Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. Like much bluegrass banjo, it consisted of a lot of notes, but he was uncertain what order they were played, and it sounded relatively bohring. He was certain that if it worked, he could open a wormhole in space which might allow him to escape!!