Aaahhh, the talent here is just amazing! Here is the next batch of Silver B.L.O.B.s -- and well done so far, all a' y'all:

To the ever effervescent JenEllen for (and this B.L.O.B. was the unanimous choice of the Wonder Kids):

The cackling that did ensue
It'd like to curl your hair
The cackling that did ensue
Wet my pants I do declare
As I threw out wide the oven door
I heard the chicken scream...piercing scream
And then I heard the chicken scream

To dear Amos, B.O.T.F. for:

We buried it out in the back yard
And threw the sod over its head
But thanks to that beast from the barnyard
We ain't doin' nothin' in bed!

And another B.L.O.B. to Master McGrath for the vivid:

Oh Mother dear Mother, the house is all dark,
The clock in the steeple strikes two.
And Father is making such terrible sounds
As he sits all alone in the loo.
Indeed he is worse, can you heard how he cursed
Oh Mother, perhaps he will die -
For he squawks as he talks, and I'm sure he said "Cluck"
Sure, the chicken is singing inside
Hear the sad cry of the chi-i-i-cken,
As it bubbles its troubles away.
Oh who can resist such a pitiful squawk -
Oh it's carrots for me from today...

Wonderful stuff -- now what other 'interesting' situations can you come up with for that bird??

-- Áine ;-)