Maybe "Guest" - was actually looking into a mirror

An easy test for him to try is to sing a song standing then sit down - does it get quieter? - if so he sings from the same place as he talks from!

As for mine - well "when I sit around the house - I sit around the house" - "I get a hang over just sitting on a bar stool" etc. etc. etc......

Pete (Maximus seatus)