Guest Challis said "I met a airline pilot once, called Frank Herpes - it's TRUE! His co-pilot was - something Danish and unpronouceable - Renko".

Was not the disease named after it's discoverer, whos last name was Herpes? Mind you, were that me, I don't think I'd want to use my name. Can you imagine having a none too common last name, and cursing yourself and your descendants to having that stigma attached to their name?