Sigh...there goes another box of Kleenex to wipe the screen, the keyboard, my chin, my nose, my chest...oh well, what's one more coffee stain on THIS T-shirt?

(Loreena Bobbit, indeed!)

And Amos, I gotta side with MMario on the chick-EN thang, although how the heck he got a Texas accent way up there where HE lives is beyond me.

Derrymacash, I am impressed--I think the only bird you missed was the emu! Well done!

SharonA, RobDale, Alex--your imaginations and creative use of thesaurusi (thesauruses??) boggles me--wunnaful, wunnaful!

Lin