I demand a recount!!!!!

I demand the right to be judged accordingly in this contest!! With that in mind I am promptly taking a polaroid of my backside and mailing it to the appropriate judge! I urge anyone who wishes to stand up and be counted to do the same. We'll see just who is the real winner!!!! What's your mailing address again Catspaw???????

I've always wanted to be in a callipygian contest...