Amos - why not just piss in their ear whether or not their brain is on fire? Just retribution if y'ask me.
That first post reminds me of the 'Love is..' series. It has that weird flavour you get in those inspirational emails that do the rounds. Sorry Suffet, I don't mean that nastily, its just the way it struck as I read it. Wry smile. I enjoyed it really - it does ring very true.

As for me, I don't much mind whether I'm a real folksinger - actually I suspect I'm a completely fake one. A mere veneer.
Ah well...

Kris