Hmm.. in Aodh's post (what kind of name is that anyway?) I'd like to point out that included in "A)Lowland (AKA sissy almost english) " are Glasgow, Coatbridge, Sighthill in Edinburgh, etc, etc..I may be wrong, but I'm betting that Aodh would not be over keen to repeat that description in ,say, Possilpark in Glasgow, or indeed most parts of the Central Belt...
Cheers
SD