The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #36293   Message #503298
Posted By: Jack the Sailor
10-Jul-01 - 03:03 PM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! - Part 59
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 59
Poetic interlude

Barbary apes in the strangest of places.
livin in France, trained to attack faces
One thing I'm sure of, explicitly
I'd go bananas if one attacked me.

Monkeys are funny it is plain to see
And we're related Darwinically
And it cracks me up, yes, I fall to pieces
When they do what they normally do..... throw feces

Civets and monkeys both difficult pets,
Hard to look after, murder on Vets!
One makes the pellets, the other one throws.
Stranger way to get coffee, nobody knows!

Urban Ape

Any elf who can, please delete previous.