As ma wee mammy would say " ach ye heed zips up the back an' it's fulla choud breed". ( trans. - You're all daft! ) Dave, repeat after me.....

"Halloo hen!" ( hello friend )

"D'ye fancy a piece an' som'in'?" ( would you like a sandwich?)

" Jings! S'conny cum doon!" ( my, it certainly looks like rain)

"gonny geeza lenya broon drinks voucher?" ( could you lend me ten pounds , please?)

"Hawd ya whist!" ( Kindly be quiet )

" Where's ma cuddy?" ( Do you happen to know the location of my horse? )

That should keep you going for a bit.

TTFN M'Lady P.