I have three questions:

1) Why am I sitting here reading this when I could be doing something more productive, staring out the window and picking my nose?

2) GUEST,Fed up/All/etc./etc., Are you at all interested in folk music?

3) If not, why are you here?

Just curious. . . .

Don Firth (who identifies himself with his real name and who also signs his handiwork. If I say something stupid, I'm willing to take the blame, if I say something brilliant, I want full credit for it)