To the tune of A Nation Once Again

INHALATION ONCE AGAIN
When boyhood's fire was in my blood
I used to please the weemin
How proud and stiff my manhood stood
They thought they must be dreamin'
I never thought I yet might see
My virility regained
But I've sniffed out a miracle cure
Inhalation once again

CHORUS
Inhalation once again
Inhalation once again
But I've sniffed out a miracle cure
Inhalation once again

How low I sunk when first I found
My downstairs friend had failed me
The girls no longer I'd astound
No longer they would trail me
Quacks and shrinks and medics all
Tried curing me in vain
But I've sniffed out a miracle cure
Inhalation once again

Chorus

My staff of life, my wand of love
My pleasure-cudgel's mended
When the ladies visit my bed above
No longer they're offended
We'll frolic and we'll gambol
Play the tunnel and the train
Since I've sniffed out the miracle cure
Inhalation once again

Chorus (third line changes to "Since I've sniffed, etc.")