There's got to be a way to work pinnochio into this...

WHEN YOU SNIFF
(tune:When you wish upon a star)

When you sniff Sildenafil
it works quicker then Viagra will
And the one your heart desires
will come with you!

When your staff will not get stiff
Just grab the inhaler, take a sniff
When you take Sildenafil
as lovers will

Sildenafil
it brings to those who love
The sweet fulfillment of
Their instant "long"-ing

Like a flagpole, straight and stiff
You will be if once you sniff
Just inhale and you will see
Your dreams come true!