Well, I can tell that you all are gonna keep me 'hopping' on this one . . . Here are some more well-earned Silver B.L.O.B.s:

To MMario for the 'fantastick' lines:
Like a flagpole, straight and stiff
You will be if once you sniff
Just inhale and you will see
Your dreams come true!

And to Scabby Doug for the melancholy:

Now I've searched the pharmacies far and wide
For every inhaler they can provide
But Although my nostrils are clean and wide
I've never found another

Keep it going, Challenge!rs ;-)

-- Áine