Of couse I have to contribute my consumer comentary. This is from the soon to be written off-Broadway (very off and slightly Broadway) musical. Working title... "Baby-Boomer Faith" or "Who Needs Religion When We Got Science?"

Stage direction: Middle aged man and woman singing to one another in a large Ikea bed.

Donna & Guido get Lucky, by Codgers and Hammerhead

Hon....ey...!, why is your nose so runny?
Have you been sniffing again?
You know you can't afford that cocaine
Its burnin your brain, eatin the membraine of your nose away.
Come on Guido, it destroys you libido, and makes your speedo, floppy and loose.

You're Read...dy......!, you just seem so heady!
What's that stuff in your nose?
When you snort one of those
You take off your clothes, strike up a pose and say
Come on sweety! I got you a treaty! big bold and meaty! just like a moose

Don...na..... you may think its fiction
But I've got a new adiction
Its curing my afliction
Helping with my diction
Don...na.......The source of all our friction
You don't get your kicks - on
You try to keep your knicks - on
The problem has been licked - Don.....na

Hub....by...! I'm happy with your chubby.
I can't wait for bedtime
Just do another fine line
Every lovin time, is the right lovin time to play
I gotta report it, when you snort it, you don't abort it. Now..... I... Don't...... Need....... Bruce...

Anymore
Except when you're out of town.