Alex, Alex, Alex . . . don't you know by now that I think all my darlin' Challenge!rs are mighty!?!? Silly boy ;-) Here's a Silver B.L.O.B. for you, and I hope your feelings have now been assuaged:

With a little push, we could get it off.
I can send it rocketing thighwards.
With a little shove, we could shake it up.
Don't you feel like coming? It's loading!

(...rocketing thighwards...I love it!)

And here are more Silver B.L.O.B.s for verse virtuosity:

To SharonA for:

It was aspiration, I know;
Something must have wended its way up his nose.
Just a gasping sniff, then his briefs were stiff
And I might have gone but for how long his hose was

To RobDale for:

I have found a way, when youth has passed away,
I can be up in short while.
I put it in my nose, my portfolio grows,
Its raising up my profile.

To SharonA again for:

No good", "old hat",
You may work in an hour
Meanwhile she'll pout and glower
He needs some staying power
Now or
Never, so clear out, little pill blue.

And to RobDale again, and by inference this B.L.O.B. should include his stage directions!:

Hon....ey...!, why is your nose so runny?
Have you been sniffing again?
You know you can't afford that cocaine
Its burnin your brain, eatin the membraine of your nose away.
Come on Guido, it destroys you libido, and makes your speedo, floppy and loose.

Keep it going, Challenge!rs,

-- Áine