Nine Minutes Will Please a Lady
tune: Nine Inch Will Please a Lady

Come rede me dame, come tell me dame,
My dame come tell me truly,
What length o' time tae get it oop
Will sair a woman duly?"
The carlin clew her wanton tail,
Her wanton tail sae ready,
"l learn'd a sang in Annandale,
Nine minutes will please a lady."

But for a koontrie preck like mine,
In sooth requires full sixtae;
Until I fand thaes nysal spree,
That holpen mae pintle prixtae.
Now never mair my lady waits,
Nae mair than nine wee minute,
Then roarin' and groanin' wi' lusty voice
I nidge 'im rarely in it.

Copyright © 2001 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved.