Snort
Tune: Shout (Tears for Fears)Chorus (sing 2x):
Snort! Snort! My pecker's too short!
Now get it up so we can disport!
Come on! I'm talking to you! Come on!In former times, I used to have to wait an hour
My wife would get so mad, she'd have to take a lukewarm shower!
She'd have to take a lukewarm shower!(repeat chorus)
Then I found out, it's faster with the nasal version!
It grows before your eyes, and soon it's ready for insertion!
And soon it's ready for insertion!(Repeat chorus; instrumental bridge; repeat chorus ad nauseam and fade)
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