With sincerest apologies!
JOHNNY! I HARDLY KNEW YA!
For 70 years I've laid with you harroo, harroo.
For 70 years I've laid with you harroo, harroo.
For 70 years I've laid with you
- and that's been all for a year or two
Johnny! I hardly knew ya!
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Now he comes and comes and comes and comes Hurrah! Hurrah!
Now he comes and comes and comes and comes Hurrah! Hurrah!
Now he comes and comes and comes and comes
Of bold rigidity, he's got tons
Oh! Darling dear! Come over here!
Johnny! I hardly knew ya!
When to the doctors you did go harroo harroo
When to the doctors you did go harroo harroo
When to the doctors you did go
To tell of your flagging libido
The purple pill he gave worked slow.....
Then Johnny! I hardly knew ya!
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To speed things up you saw the doc harroo harroo
To speed things up you saw the doc harroo harroo
To speed things up you saw the doc
And a nasal spray now stiffens you cock
At Ninety four it's quite a shock -
Johnny! I hardly knew ya!
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You've got a glass eye and a wooden leg harroo harroo
You've got a glass eye and a wooden leg harroo harroo
You've got a glass eye and a wooden leg
And a hard on instead if a teeny peg
For this Sildenafil I would go out to beg
/Cos Johnny! I hardly knew ya!
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Wonderful contributions so far, hope you enjoy mine! What a subject! But somehow the words seemed to just flow! You night be right about Freud Mousetheif!
Cheers!
Lucy